making the absolute best out of a bad situation
everyone was talking about the Supreme Court last week so I made a thing
- Meet said human being at a bar, coffee shop or restaurant for the purpose of consuming beverages and/or food.
- Upon your arrival walk up him to them nervously, then exclaim very loudly: “OH HI! YOU MUST BE <NAME>. IT’ SO NICE TO MEET YOU, I’VE NEVER MET ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET BEFORE.
one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too
A mouse at Hangzhou Zoo in China has been given its freedom after zookeepers witnessed it attack a venomous snake to save its friend. Instead of trying to hide like they usually do, one of the mice attacked the snake when it saw it trying to eat the other mouse
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
Christianity - The Jesus Fandom.
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1980’s Businesswoman Comics by Kate Beaton
The pyjamas with shoulder pads. I can’t even.
I want that shirt really bad. The pants though…nothanks